大家作为大学生肯定都对约会恋爱话题感兴趣吧～ 那我们今天就来细细品味一下英文的土味情话。

· Are you a volcano? Because i lava you你是火山吗？因为我爱你。

· lava n. 岩浆，火山的熔岩，lava谐音“love”。

· You must be from Tennessee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

· 你一定是田纳西州来的！因为你是见过唯一身材火辣的人！

· Tennessee谐音“TEN I see”。Ten指身材非常好、甚至身材火辣的人。

· You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

· 你知道菜单上有什么吗？我和你。

· Your name must be yogurt. Because I wanna spoon you.

· 你的名字是酸奶吧。我想舀一勺/我想追你。

· spoon n.调羹，汤匙； v. 向…求爱；在背后抱住姿势

· My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U医生说我缺维生素U

· U即“you”，表示你。跟“我掐指一算，你五行缺我”有异曲同工之妙。

· Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

· 你是45度角吗？因为你是个锐角/小可爱！

· acute-y可以拆成：acute n. 锐角和a cutey 一个可爱的女孩。Cutey=cutie，表示可爱的女孩子。

· Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. 你爸一定是贩毒的吧，要不然你怎么会那么让人上瘾、欲罢不能

· Is your name Google? Because you're the answer to everything I'm searching for.

· 你的名字是谷歌吧! 你是我追寻的一切的答案。

让我们来看看一些在约会之前的注意事项：

Do’s and don’ts

Don’t get ahead of yourself - It's OK to get excited before you go out with someone new, but stay realistic.

不要想太多，在约会之前把你的期望值降低，就会有意外惊喜哦。

Do be open to unexpected date ideas - A homemade meal and Guitar Hero might be a better way to get to know each other than the standard restaurant and a movie.

对于约会的想法，不妨大胆尝试。比起传统的看电影和去餐厅用餐，不如两人相约一起来做顿晚饭。

DON'T wear anything too sexy.

DO wear flats. - Although heels can be super sexy, you never know where a first date will lead you. Flats will let you feel open to anything the night may bring.

女生不要穿太性感的衣服，包括高跟鞋。虽然第一次约会想要给对方留下好印象但穿上平底鞋更能够更好的移动。

DON'T drink and date. - One glass of wine is fine. Two or more could lead to sudden, instant and otherwise immediate death of a potential relationship.

不要在第一次约会时过量饮酒，不但对方的丑态会破坏恋爱的美好幻想也可能坏事。

DO act interested in what he is saying.- No one wants to go on a first date with the human equivalent of a dead-fish handshake. If you don't like where the date is headed, end it early.

持续表达对话题的兴趣，不要扑克脸，如果你对对方不太满意可以提早结束约会。